Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

Jung Christian Movement

A movement that takes the writings of Psychiatrist Carl Jung as its article of faith.

More specifically his writings on Job.

He's in the Jung Christian movement.

by Judge dredd7 November 5, 2011

Christian

Christian is a very common name, but there is a dark truth behind the name. Christian is typically a male who is tired or extremely energetic. He is an alpha male who trains in the gym all the time. Though he trains he is not that smart and very easy to persuade. The darkest truth is... Christian has a massive gambling addiction. Chrisitan also have a bad taste in women.

Friend 1: Have you seen Christian?
Friend 2: No?
*Christian comes out nowhere*
Christian: I just lost 500$, I hate gambling!!!

by Den varmeste November 24, 2021

Christian

Christian is perfection. He is super hot, funny, amazing. He is so cool and nice. Every girl wants him and is a hot man that makes every women he passes by horny. He is usually of Spanish origin. He is a great listener and his abs are from another world. He is an amazing athlete in all sports.

He is the perfect boyfriend/husband/friend.

"Omg Christian is so hot"
"Oh look, there is Christian, I love him"
"Christian is the best boyfriend ever"
"Do you know Christian?, he is the most handsome guy ever"

by NCMCANLO November 24, 2021

Christian

He likes Alisha 😍💕❤️ He dates her *sheessh* but Alisha found trinity…

Christian: hey baby girl
Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
Christian: GAY BITC-
Trinity: leave her alone 😭😭

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

Christian

Christian in a little bit of everything. He's sweet, but he's a bitch. He's supportive but he's also an egotistical piece of shit. But no matter what he is, he is everything to you and you know you can never let him go. Christian is also extremely creative. He's an amazing writer and comes up with some of the best lines you've ever heard. Christian is also an overthinker. He's been hurt and hurt people too many times so now he's scared of love. He's scared of you. He's scared of breaking you or being broken by you. But still, Christian is everything.

P.S. What he wrote was about you and you know it.

Is that guy gay?

Oh, no that's just Christian.

by MilkChocolateBunny November 24, 2021

Christian market Place

A Platform Connecting Sellers and Buyers with a Focus in offering Quality Services and Products through excellence by @prabhukrupakar .

Christian market place

by Prabhu November 24, 2021