Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it

Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake

by Urban dictionary is not ded May 1, 2018

Christian

A very nice, charming man. He would never leave a significant other of him. Unless it comes down to the last scenario. He is loving and loyal as well. But he loves to jerk off the ruby. He wishes she would send him nudes.

“He’s such a Christian just looking for nudes.”

by Jack___ya boy March 4, 2019

Christiane

Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.

Stranger: "I think I am immune to Christiane's glow!"

That same Stranger 2 seconds later: "AM WORNG"

by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021

christian

A absolute lad, all the ladies line up to see this esh-lad. If you meet a christian, you need to hop on the tune as soon as possible. Absolute legend who will hurt anyone that disses him. All the girls love him and hes a really nice amazing guy. People have tried to imitate christians but have failed horribly. Christians are usually jewish and are hot as can get.

Aisha: Holy shit! you met a christian today! you need to eat him up asap.

by christian lad April 18, 2018

Christian

Someone who is obsessed with the Jordan brand. His a good dude likes basketball, has his group of friends tends to try to hard to be cool or to fit in. All in all a good dude.

Person 1) Christian tries hard to fit in.
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.

Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool

by Krayons 213 May 16, 2023

Christian

A literal firecracker usually doesn't care about people's feelings and he would rather think logic than have emotion. A very mean man. When people are trying to get him on task and help him he gets all defensive and doesn't care about anybody else but himself. Usually, he is kind of tall and he always wears sweaters with brown hair. Really racist sometimes. But he also has some things deep and hidden that he doesn't want to bring up that happened in his past. He also has low self-esteem. Overall mid man.

Yo Christians heading this way! no!

Ugggg please be quiet Christian your being mean.

by GreenSmellyman April 27, 2022

vandalia Christian school

a shithole

I fucking hate vandalia christian school

by stillnogamesforthePS4 October 2, 2021