Jew Pro

someone with a jew fro who is exremely shmuckable! and therefore he is known as a jew professionall, whether being of jewish decent ....or not .
Arlia "thats no jew fro!"
Emma "thats a smucking jew pro!!"
by koolaydria September 08, 2010
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jewed in the back

When an individual swindles one out of some monetary or resourceful objects, can be part of an agreement or just in general jewness.
"Man I fronted Eden again and lo and behold I got jewed in the back again "
by Onearmedbandit788 January 20, 2024
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jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.
Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?
by Anal_Assassin February 20, 2018
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Jew Diving

The act of sniffing someones asshole.
Mostly done by Jews, due to their enormous noses
by blackjew1423 March 18, 2020
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Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 07, 2024
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Screwed and jewed

Getting your money stolen after sex
Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.
by KinkyShitBro November 15, 2017
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Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
by FScottFitzgayreld October 01, 2018
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