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Angry Muffin

The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.
“Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”
by goober mcgroober December 8, 2020
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angry macfag dies

We say this to macfags who don't agree with Apple in an argument.
Normal guy: Apple's business policy is shit.
Macfag: Yeah but--
Normal guy: angry macfag dies
by szarnomkellxd November 1, 2018
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Angry cheeks

When your butthole itches really bad so you fart to scratch it
My ass was itching real bad the other day and I didn't wanna dig in my butt so I just had to use the angry cheeks technique
by Big sexy April 22, 2017
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Angry Jimmy

An expression used by the elederly describing their prefrence to an angry man named Jimmy over an unpleasant Noun .
My grandma said she'd rather fight an angry Jimmy then do anal again
by Angriest Jimmy October 26, 2017
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angry vegan

Usually a bus driver that only has barely any money and yells at innocent children. Usually ones named matt and Owen. She only eats vegetables but is yet still fat.
Awww. That bus driver is such an angry vegan
by Angry Vegan March 31, 2017
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angry lunch lady

The sexual act of busting in your partner's hair and provoking anger when a regular cum shot is expected. After said act, use the cummins to spike said partner's hair, thus styling it to resemble a lunch lady.
Marissa made me pull out, so I opted for the ol' angry lunch lady."
by jakeobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 1, 2016
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ANGRY GORILLA SHOT

An Angry Gorilla Shot is one the world's most classiest shots you and your friends can enjoy at your local bar.

The drink is one standard shot, which consists of: 1/2 black sambuca, 1/2 tequila.

Hence the name "Angry Gorilla"

All quality bars will only charge you $5 for this shot.

Enjoy responsibly
by LuckNPike July 3, 2021
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