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Angry Jesus

The answers to grifter con-man demanding forgiveness, with no intent of redemption.

John 2:13-17 (Clearing the Temple): Jesus drove out sellers and money changers, saying, "'My house will be called a house of prayer,' but you have made it 'a den of robbers'".
A)So what? Turn the cheek, forgive me!

B) Forgiveness, that is nice, that was the other guy, and he was the better man. But what about Angry Jeasus when threw the robbers out the temple.

A) I don't want to talk about angry Jesus anymore.
by Modern Women December 30, 2025
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Angry Anglo

An English-speaking resident of Quebec who demonstrates systematic anger or aggression towards the French language or against the actions of Quebecois nationalists, or who is a peevish complainer
Angry Anglo throws a tantrum in Walmart and confronts shopkeeper who doesn't speak English
by Bert91 January 25, 2025
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Angry Welch (feminine)

When a woman is in the heat of passion and punches, kicks, elbows, head-butts, or back-hands a man right in the dick.
That misogynist got what he deserved; an Angry Welch (feminine) right to the balls.
by Madame Lillian February 11, 2025
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Afghani Angry Birds

The Afghani Angry Birds is when you grab new-born muslim babies, strapped with explosives, and launch them via catapult at enemy infrastructure, ultimately creating a fun yet dangerous game of angry birds
"I got a new high-score at Afghani Angry Birds! I took down two skyscrapers!"
by JamesPage February 18, 2025
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Angry Paul

A vewy vewy angwy person that absolutely does not like receiving phone calls at any time. Upon receiving said phone calls Angry Paul will attempt to shove his micro penis into any available orifice while shouting ‘my garden is considerably nicer than yours’ before going to play a round of golf and getting bummed in a sand bunker.
I’m going to call Paul
No! He will turn into an angry Paul!
by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025
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angry lama

When you’re having sex and you have her in doggy style you get all stimulated up and start spitting on her back.
Dude this chick came over last night and i had to try and new position called the angry lama.
by Wilbanksss June 8, 2024
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