shit-shopped

the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.

Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird

Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one

by Paterson9434516 June 28, 2010

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THE SHIT SHE IS

An angry old man yelling at a caregiver that his wife needs. She is really in charge of the household and the disabled woman, but the old, old man craps, sneezes and spits all over the place trying to gain status.

"Hey, sir, the caregiver in charge said she is in charge of where the soup bowls go." "The shit she is," he replies!!!

"Hey, L.I.D., why don't you shower?" "Don't tell me what to do. I showered last week."

"Hey, pappy, why are you spitting in the sink? You're not allowed to do that, according to the lead caregiver in charge." "The shit she is in charge. I'll spit wherever I want to spit."

by cheesecake lady August 10, 2012

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shit dipping

Doing the washing on a Sunday and going through the dirty pants.

Where's mom? She's shit dipping

by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018

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Shit happy

A person who is happy or laughs for no reason.
A person who laughs very loudly and annoys everybody.

Shit happy is a transliteration of a tamil phrase: "mayir santhosham"

Ben: Hi Greg. What's up? How was your day?
Greg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ben: Why are you so shit happy?

by Sunny Beach July 21, 2013

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Look at this shit

When one runs into or sees a familiar face, they respond with gratitude and a welcoming demeanor. Often used when acquaintances have not seen each other for a long span of time.

(Walking out of the store and spots Dan) Mike: Look at this shit!
(While squinting) Dan: Is that you, Mike?! Long time no see!

by msreynolds12 January 5, 2011

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