When you have anal sex with someone with an unwashed ass, pull out and then ejaculate on their face.
Dumbass 1: “Hey, did you hear Frank fucked Melissa?”
Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”
Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”
by Ya_niggist December 31, 2022
Get the Cookies ‘n Creammug. It's when someone does something that was just insane or something that was just really chill. Also, it could go with something that you're about to do.
Dude, he's jam 'n' a biscuit!
Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!
I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.
Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.
Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!
I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.
Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.
by quadfoxrider September 29, 2009
Get the jam 'n' a biscuitmug. The act of meeting an online date for a casual snack of chicken nuggets and the resulting mutual masturbation in a nearby alleyway/carpark. Basically the mission statement of tinder.
Office worker: I am not sure about this tinder match, I might just agree to grab a quick bite in McDonald's, besides I do want some chicken nuggets.
Co-worker: Ah yes the old Nug n' Tug. A classic move.
Co-worker: Ah yes the old Nug n' Tug. A classic move.
by FragileLittleMe August 5, 2018
Get the Nug N' Tugmug. Celebrated on April the 14th one month after Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th. This day is to reward all those who received a steak and Blowjob on March 14th. Eat a pasta dish and then eat pussy. (Recommended to avoid spicy pasta dishes so as not to cause discomfort to the woman) you can even eat Pussy first and then have pasta for afters
Simon: "Hey Bill what did you get Louise for Pasta n Pussy Day Day?"
Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."
Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."
by Welshman1973 March 17, 2017
Get the Pasta n Pussymug. by FappyCumCookie June 23, 2016
Get the Snap n' fapmug. When a guy dicks you down and then leaves without saying a word.
Alternatively when he calls you an Uber to get you out within 5 minutes of ejaculating
Alternatively when he calls you an Uber to get you out within 5 minutes of ejaculating
by damienfarron September 17, 2018
Get the Dick n Runmug. The act of stalking someone (usually a shopper) leaving a place of business back to his/her car while you are in your car with the intent of finding a parking spot.
Most likely to happen during the Holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.
Most likely to happen during the Holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.
I wanted to hit up that sale at Woodfield Mall, but it was so crowded that I had to pull a park 'n' stalk on this nice little Asian couple.
by perditajuanita January 2, 2010
Get the park 'n' stalkmug.