Jordan

An ugly short midget with a fat ass forehead, and smells like crab fart.

Jordan Uglyness

by cidzz February 19, 2023

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

Jordan Smith

The definition of extra

“What’s the definition of extra”-search’s up extra in urban dictionary” ~answer Jordan Smith~

by Famjgfx August 23, 2019

Jordan Ross

Both Inspires and creates fear among the people who hear it spoken allowed

Jordan Ross

by The1OddOne March 3, 2024

Jordan

A strong English forename, meaning "To flow down" or "To descend" when used as a forename.

When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".

See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.

Good Evening, allow me to introduce myself as John Jordan Smith, or my name in Latin: John Soft Cunt Smith.

by I swear it's not Joe Norris. December 6, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a young handsome man that gets so much pussy he drowns.

Girl:” how tf is he and why he not in my draws yet? “
Her friend:” Jordan girl go in.”

by Jay Osama 11/21 November 22, 2021

Jordan Spencer

Slag that’s it.

Yeah she’s like Jordan Spencer

by Xx_Bender_xX February 23, 2024