bad bottom day

A day when it's just not working downstairs. Very farty and greasy.

I shouldn't have eaten that lentil burrito last night because I'm now having a bad bottom day.

by ratbagitinerant October 3, 2008

mad cuh bad

When someone is mad because they’re bad at something

Bob: mad?
Rj: fuk u noob
Bob:Mad cuh bad jajaja

by Rjmadcuhbad April 21, 2018

Bad Tooth Bill

An odd pissed off character who resides in West Deptford. He has extreamly bad teeth and looks like an evil vampire when he smiles. His hobbies/interests include pot,hockey,taking too many pictures of fruitcake, and being related by music taste.

You probably can't see him very well face wise, because his bangs take up 90% of his face, but you can tend to see him wearing shorts when there is 4 ft of snow on the ground.



Also referred to as "Summa boi" or "Pierre"

Bad tooth bill eats babies

by omfg its jesus! January 12, 2009

Law of Bad News

The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.

Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.

Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.

Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News

by HermanoBluth June 12, 2010

Bad day at the office

Not necessarily how its seems. I personally use it as a description of not a good result, day, outcome whatever.

"Bad day at the office?" reply " yeah something like that"

Or " How are you?" Response "... bad day at the office"

by Moscow Woman July 1, 2020

bad moot hygiene

The cause of your previously rock hard schlong shriveling into nothing. When a woman's vagina stinks so bad you now suffer from PTSD and are afraid of being with any woman ever again.

Teddy: Mayne, my rock hard schlong just turned into a dead fish.

JBoy: What caused it? AIDs?

Teddy: Nah mayne, it was that bad moot hygiene.

by straightXed July 15, 2014

Bad Haircut Day

A day starting with you looking to the mirror to see the face floating there really ugly. One of those days you don't wanna go out, with low self-esteem, when you feel all the people staring at you. Ever had a really unapealing haircut done by some blind a/o taste challenged "hairdresser"? Well, that's the feeling.

-What's happening to Joan? She barely spoke the whole afternoon. Is she OK?

Nah, she's just having a bad haircut day.

by Oroboro August 14, 2011