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wood pig

A late 20's cycling influencer with an orbital gimp fetish.
I wish this Wood Pig CAD Gremlin would hurry up and GET these drawings out.
by Bisk Mcmann February 16, 2024
mugGet the wood pigmug.

Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"
"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"
by JustActualReality May 2, 2018
mugGet the Jon Woodmug.

goin tiger woods

when a woman goes "nuts" and destroys her mans "stuff"
damn that girl was goin tiger woods on that guys car.

man that girl went tiger woods on him.
by J420C April 4, 2010
mugGet the goin tiger woodsmug.

Will Wood

Will Wood, a.k.a. Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Dr. Sunshine, wee woo etc. is a brain tumor. He may take the form of a white rat. When exposed to a living human form, he will enter through their ears and crawl into their brain, tickling it from the inside, making the human feel intense emotions and uncontrollably dance. They tend to get addicted to Will Wood, causing them to listen to his music all the time to encourage the tumor to activate. Queer and neurodivergent people are typically more prone to get addicted to Will Wood. There are no harmful side effects, except bursting into song whenever anything slightly related to will wood is mentioned.
Typical behavior of a Will Wood addict:
Person: “I read this book about quantum physics—”
Will Wood addict: “QUANTUM PHYSICS?? WILL WOOD REFERENCE????? I AM QUANTUM PHYSICS MY WITNESS BRINGS ME TO EXISTENCE I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL IN THAT WAY YOU WISH I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND
mugGet the Will Woodmug.

oli wood

oh that oli wood kid shes mad
by 123mermaid August 13, 2017
mugGet the oli woodmug.

lexi wood

a girl with a mono brow and an ugly face. big tits and small ass. also has a very hot mum
person 1: who’s that ugly face girl with the big knockers?
person 2: probably lexi wood
by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD July 23, 2022
mugGet the lexi woodmug.

Drive into the woods

“Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods
by Good b0ye January 21, 2022
mugGet the Drive into the woodsmug.

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