Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual
I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker
by StihlSlinger August 09, 2024
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texas tahoe

A truck full of sluts wearing daisy duke shorts and wife betters. Out on the town looking to get laid after they've drank too much. They don't care what the guy's look like as long as he can bottom out.
follow that Texas tahoe. I'm gonna get laid
by Texmexi April 10, 2018
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texas lesbian

People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.
I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger
by NeajZil April 10, 2024
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Texas Plucker

This is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your vagina. Once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. Once orgasm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.
We were having so much fun at the KFC that once we got home she wanted me to do the Texas Plucker on her.
by Chancey Pants January 04, 2010
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Texas snail trail

The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 07, 2022
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Texas Snail Trail

When a girl eats a pound of chipotle beans and sits on your face.
Bro that girl gave me the craziest Texas Snail Trail (TST) last week.
by Realmafia124 February 24, 2024
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