Taylor Swift

A hottie that’s rich

Taylor Swift is smexy

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Absolutely voluptuous boobs that make u drop everything now and kiss me in the pouring rain

Ayo noonie, you got some Taylor tits!

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THE LITERAL MUSIC INDUSTRY

STREAM SPEAK NOW TAYLOR SWIFTS VERSION!!!!
THE VAULT TRACKS ARE FIRE

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Taylor is the most beautiful bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s got long legs, a cute laugh, and bruises so mysterious you’ll ask yourself “I didn’t know you can get hurt sleeping.” She’s neurotic and loyal, you can say whatever you want about her and she might cry a bit and write a poem about it, but if you EVER say anything about her family or friends you’re gonna wish you were never born sicko! Marriage material, day 1, propose on sight. Literally ever person she interacts with should not be “starting a conversation” just getting down on one knee with a lil box in hand and maybe a street performer you hired to play “The Reason” by Hoobastank.

Guy 1: who’s that fuggo over there?
Guy 2: well it for sure isn’t Taylor, she’s a dime.
Guy 1: I’m gonna propose to Taylor now.
Guy 2: no I’m going to propose to Taylor you fuggo!

by Hoobastanklover420 July 10, 2023

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