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Kevin

How can you listen to this, this song is so kevin.
by Sand™ July 29, 2025
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Kevin Shan

The communist democrat who believes himself to be American.
Hey did you hear about that bitch Kevin Shan who posted some anti-China anti America anti everything shit yesterday?
by KManKDownK November 23, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.
Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.
by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023
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Kevin

Yeah this name sounds american asf but if you meet an albo named kevin just know you in for a crazy time. These kevins drive every fucking car like its a stolen amg, they take roids and hit the gym like crazy, and they'll fuck any bitch out there especially the serbbitches.
Bro some dude in a benz doing 80 in a 20 almost hit me earlier and my girl hasn't been texting back all day even though its our 5 year anniversary. Kevin's been out, there's your culprit.
by americanizedshqiptar January 25, 2025
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Kevin

THE MOST SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET HE MAKES ME SO WET AND I GET SO HORNY THINKING ABOUT HIM, THAT GIANT COCK COULD BE USED AS A TRIPOD AND NOT TO MENTION HIS PERSONALITY IS AMAZING, EVERYONE WANTS KEVIN IN THEIR LIFE BUT NOT EVERYONE DESERVES THAT MAN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS SCULPTED BY GREEK GODS, HE IS THE DEFINITION OF SEXY
by Jack Hoff 3000 February 15, 2023
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the kevin

Euphemism for the "college experience." In essence, having raw, unprotected sex with girls one will not remember the names off.
Yo, screw it, ima go on the kevin this weekend!
by sorangis June 26, 2023
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