After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.
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Hey look at my new contact picture for Nick Molnar it’s combined the current big chungus joke we’d been saying earlier and has uncle moe in it therefore making him uncle chungus, this is really good.
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Son: Hi Uncle do you have any stories?
Uncle: Let me tell you about my Uncle Lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion
Son: Hi Uncle do you have any stories?
Uncle: Let me tell you about my Uncle Lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion
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