russian ice pick

The act of defecating in a plastic bag, freezing the poo and then inserting said frozen turd into a nice eastern European ladies twat.

Why buy a rabbit? She loves the russian ice pick.

by babsisababe February 12, 2015

Russian Bolt

Russian version of Usain Bolt. It is the person who is running away from police, because of alcohol intoxication. It is usually used as an irony.

Look Russian bolt! He is faster than light.

by Creatura November 18, 2018

russians

a myth.

"hey man what's your favorite myth?"

"russians"

by sillyachilles October 2, 2023

Russian Dodgeball

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.

Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea

by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023

Russian Back Blowout

when a man fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, cums in a vodka bottle, flips the girl upside down on her head (so her asshole is facing up), then you jam the vodka bottle in her ass as far as the thing can go. Leave it to where she has to ass chug the whole bottle.

She shit blood after I gave her the Russian Back Blowout, she was also blackout drunk lmao.

by funkyboi6754 April 8, 2020

Russian-ape

How youtubers say rape without getting demonetized.
Can be used to make the joke 'kpop is korean-pop, crap is chinese-rap, rape is russian-ape'

Youtuber: This guy russian-aped two kids and then a dog bit off his dick. He got what he deserved.

by KNfivenumbers November 22, 2020

russian hotboxing

Russian hotboxing:
Putting a bottle of vodka into a humidifier in order to get drunk

I did some Russian hotboxing with my friends yesterday. I got hella wasted and ruined my humidifier

by Nowhed December 4, 2020