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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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Undercover brother

A straight man who goes out and/or secretly has sex with men behind their girlfriends/wives back
My lax bro Kevis such an undercover brother, he stops by gay bars every night to hook up with dudes behind his girlfriend s back.
by lil leroy October 23, 2022
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Brother John

A sign of the utmost respect and gratitude and responsibility and friendship and leadership.
Person A: You are such a Brother John!
Person B: Thank you so much! I feel so respected and grateful and responsible and friendly and leaderly right now!
by clouf1 October 17, 2022
mugGet the Brother Johnmug.

your brother a mother

You“Your mom gay

Me “your dad lesbian
You “you granny tranny”

Me “your grandpap a trap

You“your genus a penis”
Me “your brother a mother”
Every thing in existence fucking implodes and destroys every thing even god him fucking self
by Poolball222 May 12, 2018
mugGet the your brother a mothermug.

Angel Brothers

When two male friends have a three way with a woman, then both die later at the same time.
Thad and Rex hooked up with Larissa, then they both got hit by a smooth criminal. Now they're Angel Brothers.
by catchbellsprout April 29, 2024
mugGet the Angel Brothersmug.

Landon's Brother

Art Barr. Famous wrestler. AKA Landon's new dead brother.
I sure do miss Landon's Brother.
by amelioooooo February 9, 2021
mugGet the Landon's Brothermug.

C/LTCOL Brothers

A Montay is usually muscular, tall and sexy. (Legend has it he has a massive dick), He is someone who is easy to talk to and you sometimes end up telling him more than you intended on telling him. Usually well known and a rizz-st taking idiot. He's fun to be around, but get on his bad side and you should go no where near him. He wants what he wants when he wants it. He will do whatever or say whatever to get what he wants. He usually hides his feelings to avoid getting hurt. He can be a very sweet guy, but only to that one special someone. He will do anything to protect the ones he loves and cares!
Wow, I wish my boyfriend was more like C/LTCOL Brothers! He's so hot.
by Official US Government Officer October 21, 2023
mugGet the C/LTCOL Brothersmug.

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