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Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.
Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!
by Aecheritt April 25, 2017
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crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.
Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer
by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018
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Rock that stock

The act of a bull holler staying up for periods of days to get his trailer to the seller
Billy i wouldn’t be drinking if i was you you got to rock that stock
by Parnix11 June 18, 2018
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Fluffy of socks

All those socks left after all other clothing items are retrieved from the cloths drier.
I have a Fluffy of Socks left in the cloths drier.
by FluffySocks November 21, 2018
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Change your Shocks

To give a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft.
This girl just gave me a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft, she said it's called Change your Shocks
by ParkyP April 30, 2019
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swing the sticks

slang for 'to go golfing'
What up pimp? Wanna swing the sticks this weekend?
by TwentyBucks July 16, 2019
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FUN KING SOCKS

The nice way to write/say " fucking sucks "
I would definitely give it nothing less than the "fun king socks" rating .
by pnchitlicit September 21, 2019
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