It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can't help being somewhat aroused.. So you turn around again and let your dog go to town.
After I got out of the shower I enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks - and boy am I exhausted.
by WAUF March 31, 2008
Get the double-take runny red sockmug. A kindergarten game where one kid says the refrain, "Peanut Butter and Jelly!" and another kid repeats it. After the second kid says it, the first kid says, "Well, sock 'em in the belly!" and lets fly a fist into the second kids stomach.
Kid #1: "Hey! Say this: "Peanut Butter and jelly!"
Kid #2: "Okay. Peanut Butter and JellY!"
Kid #1: "Well, then, "peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!"
(Followed by a sucker punch to the solar plexus.)
Kid #2: "Ouch! you friggin douche!"
Kid #2: "Okay. Peanut Butter and JellY!"
Kid #1: "Well, then, "peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!"
(Followed by a sucker punch to the solar plexus.)
Kid #2: "Ouch! you friggin douche!"
by Virgil Smooch March 12, 2010
Get the peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!mug. "Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."
"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"
"I'll make sure of it dog!"
"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"
"I'll make sure of it dog!"
by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009
Get the Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rockmug. by joemamalikemynutsack November 18, 2022
Get the uncle john/reddo/soggychip/sockmug. by Guy June 18, 2006
Get the 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sockmug. "Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki
Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
by Nick D July 23, 2006
Get the hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sockmug. Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009
Get the She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socksmug.