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salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard October 28, 2015
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The Salad Gang

The salad gang is a group of streamers/influencers. In this group is Karl Jacobs, Tina kitten, Corpse husband, BrookeAB, Emma Langevin, 5up, and Sykunno.
I love The Salad Gang so much!
by QuacksLove January 26, 2022
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Project Salad

A project salad is a salad made by black people which consist of Ham,Bacon,Eggs,Chicken Necks, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Peppers, Pig ears, Ribs.
Look at Nicki Minaj eating a project salad it looks good asf.
by Ja<3 March 25, 2022
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meatball salad

A meatball salad occurs when you tuck your balls back and they lick your balls and your asshole at the same time.
After dinner, Charlene asked for a meatball salad. I've never had one but she claims to enjoy them regularly and its a dish to die for.
by Dr Salad January 31, 2021
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Deviled egg salad

When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021
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snoozer salad

Peter was getting a snoozer salad after a long day at work.
by Kolden101 February 26, 2021
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Potato Salad

When white people try imitating black people, do something racially insensitive, appropriate culture, or just do some really extremely Caucasian shit.
Person 1: "I covered This Is America but I made it about Irish People!"
Person 2: "That's some thick potato salad you made there."

or

Pastor trying too hard to be cool: "Now on the mic we got our main MC who's ready to drop some rhymes for Jesus!"
Black folk watching: "Ooooh, this man about to make some thick potato salad."
by ragnarockerbunny November 9, 2018
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