faggy pink shirt

1) A synonym for metrosexual or fag. 2) Used to express extreme distaste for fasion and other pop-culture bull shit.

eg.1:
Man 1 "Hey man you want to go shopping with me?"
Man 2 "Fuck no do I look like I'm wearing a faggy pink shirt?"

eg2.:
Woman "Did you hear about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? They br----"
Man "Fuck off I ain't got no faggy pink shirts!"

by Jdwalker13 May 8, 2006

Pink Falafel Hat

The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.

I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!

by Pr1nc355 September 10, 2008

pink dick wallet

pussy, vagina, snatch, twat, cunt, stinky peach fish, you know that gash between her thighs/ where you wish you were...

I was fuckin him so hard my pink dick wallet was almost ripped in half.

by recklessahoy August 7, 2006

pink saussage wallet

n
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt

I'm gonna' shove my one eyed trouser snake in your pink saussage wallet.

by jack August 7, 2004

pink palace pillager

A pillager of pussy, especially and almost exclusively in reference to the one eyed wandering Willie.

"Paul plunged his Pink Palace Pillager into Polly's peter pouch for a proper porking.

by phuc yue December 8, 2007

pink pussy problems

A feeling or horniness in girls. Also reffered to as P3 (p cubed)

Stop masturbating and get a man to take care of your pink pussy problems!

by KolleenJ November 17, 2016

Magical Pink Abyss

A man's favorite orifice on a woman.

Melody longed for John to stick his throbbing crank in her Magical Pink Abyss.

by Rupert2427 September 8, 2009