Noah Ackerman

The most badass human being in the world. Champion of jiu-jitsu, purveyor of hooters girls, soon to be leader of his own tribe. Abilities include: hunter sight, farmer strength, inhuman intelligence, and a sexy mustache

Oh my god it’s Noah Ackerman!!! He’s so hot and sexy!!!

by Anthony bananas September 20, 2022

Noah

A swole ass mf. Smart as fuck too. All his friends are pussies and women love him

Noah has a huge cock

by 6godg6 November 23, 2021

Noah

Huge penis absolute unit aka the nosh destroyer super leng smokes and vapes but is an absolute ledge

Shit u have a huge one like Noah

by Obey 08 November 22, 2021

Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.

"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."

by lil kleenex October 23, 2017

Noah schnapp

Noah schnapp deserves an award. his acting is great and he’s such a nice person. he also a cutie but we’ll leave that for you to decide :)

Girl- Did you hear about that noah schnapp kid
Other girl- YES!! he’s so cute!!!

by kaitlyn7 May 23, 2020

Noah

An awesome fellow who does not like mushrooms.

Noah is my best friend!

by bobbyjones12345 April 7, 2022

Noah Dispinseri

A fat fuck of a human that gets on his xbox at 5pm and gets off at 7pm to spend time with his family instead of his friends.

Daniel:Where the fuck is Noah?
*Noah joins*
Everyone: Oh look who decided to show up, it Noah Dispinseri

by Akali ^-^ May 24, 2022