Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.

"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."

by lil kleenex October 23, 2017

Noah boat

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Fuck noah boat

by Fjelwicjdowjqns do o November 22, 2021

Noah Dispinseri

A fat fuck of a human that gets on his xbox at 5pm and gets off at 7pm to spend time with his family instead of his friends.

Daniel:Where the fuck is Noah?
*Noah joins*
Everyone: Oh look who decided to show up, it Noah Dispinseri

by Akali ^-^ May 24, 2022

Noah

Whatever you do, don't name your child Noah. He will end up fingering and slapping a bass guitar while you're trying to sleep.

Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass

by WordSmith2005 August 2, 2022

Noah

An awesome fellow who does not like mushrooms.

Noah is my best friend!

by bobbyjones12345 April 7, 2022

Noah

An average person who wishes they had great afl skill. Noah’s seem mean at first but as you get to know him it gets slightly better. Noah’s very competitive and can’t take a loss,but if he wins you’ll have the worst day full of him rubbing it in your face

Who’s that guy? He’s pushing me around

He’s the new kid Noah

by Thetruther99 December 28, 2021

Noah

A great boyfriend and friend. Knows how to treat people kindly when he wants to, when he loves he loves hard, the best person out there, someone that will beat you if you mess with their family and friends and will do little things with you. He enjoys the little things but also very outgoing and loud.

girl 1: ayo noah lemme get some drugssss
noah: no gtfo
girl 2: I fell and I split my knee cap open
noah: aww my poor sweet baby come here🥺🥺

by ∆¶✓ April 12, 2021