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MARK LESTER

Cute and fluffy, dimunyu, responsible kuno, witty, marupok.
That guy is so Mark Lester. HAHAHAHHAHA
by MamamooGoddess November 24, 2021
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Mark

Mark? He's got that charm that could sell ice to Eskimos, but don't let that fool you. He's all about playing the game for himself. Behind that smile is a guy who wouldn't think twice about throwing you under the bus for a quick win. He's the type who'll talk smack about you the moment your back is turned, and if you've ever spilled your guts to him, well, you might as well have handed him the playbook to your downfall.

He's got this image thing down pat, living it up with flashy cars and VIP nights out. But it's not about the good times; it's all for show, to feed his ego with your wows. And if you end up hitched to a guy like him? Brace yourself for a rollercoaster that's all thrills and no fun. He's only after those who've got their act together, just to get a kick out of watching them fall for his act.

Mark's nice as pie when you're useful to him, but once you're not? You're just another rung on his ladder, and he'll keep you hanging with sweet nothings until he's squeezed you dry. Don't get caught up in his glossy facade; it's bullshit. And don't even think about trying to one-up him in the victim game—he's the king of that hill.

Oh, and the guy's got a nose for the high life, literally. Cocaine's his designer drug of choice because, you know, even his vices need to be top-shelf. But seriously, keep your distance. Stick around too long, and you'll end up just as jaded, playing right into his hands, and that's a game where he's always got the home-field advantage.
“I got played by a Mark. I’m a lawyer! How could I be so stupid?”
by Intense Rug June 6, 2024
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Mark

A guy who usually lies about his height, he probable is 5'8 but says hes 6ft tall. Other than that, there is not much with Mark. hes just a casual dude.
Mark is nice
by Bobby Calver October 30, 2022
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Mark

An obese big headed small dicked chinaman who commonly receives penis infections. The Mark likes to enlighten himself with his grandmother and always aims for top scores in class or else his grandma spanks him.
Student : Your such a Mark.
Teacher: "breaks down crying" Detention after school *sob*
by Mark's grandma August 7, 2022
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Mark Kleval Theory

It’s when you talking to a person a lot or like a person you end up seeing and noticing them or people of their family more and more by random chance, it originated in 1908, When Sr Mark Kleval was wandering the streets of East London when he came across a young lady and had an attraction for her and started talking to her, from that day on every time he stepped into the street for the rest of he’s life he saw a different element of this young lady, either her, her car, one of her parents or one of her close relatives, sadly he only lived for a year after that.
Damb Bro, I’m convinced I see this girl I’m taking to everywhere, it has to be the Mark Kleval Theory.
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Mark aka zodiac killer

Bark is a Leo and he is in denial mark aka zodiac killer
by Zodiac in denial February 14, 2022
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