When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
by Milly5 November 10, 2015
Get the Blow job brainmug. Person 1: Hey man you down to hang later today?
Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.
Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.
by Wellmemedm8 October 9, 2019
Get the Split Brain Operationmug. "Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"
"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"
These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"
"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"
These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
by Smurfanator February 7, 2010
Get the Frequent Brain Fartermug. Similar to poo poo head a pee pee brain is someone who is full of piss. Pee pee brains are usually pretty good at pissing you off even if you don't get mad easily.
1.Omg that kid is such a pee pee brain.
2. Person 1: Yesterday I was with Jerry and he pissed me off so much that I beat the fuck out of him.
Person 2: Wow Jerry is such a pee pee brain.
2. Person 1: Yesterday I was with Jerry and he pissed me off so much that I beat the fuck out of him.
Person 2: Wow Jerry is such a pee pee brain.
by Epicito September 18, 2018
Get the Pee Pee Brainmug. The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008
Get the hairy monkey brainsmug. Said of an individual, circumstance or location perceived as insidiously annoying. Usually one discerns the circumstance after a brief period of interaction with said annoyance.
From direct translation of the Hebrew saying popular in Israel.
From direct translation of the Hebrew saying popular in Israel.
Eating One's Brain example:
Last time we were there, the guy was eating my brain.
Let us go, this place starts to eat my brain.
Last time we were there, the guy was eating my brain.
Let us go, this place starts to eat my brain.
by Tiger What Woods January 15, 2014
Get the Eating One's Brainmug. A group of discarded girls that No man wants to date. They gather together and give each other advice on dating which seems idiotic because it is. They all have dogs or cats which are their replacements for men.
The boyfriend brain trust is gathering this weekend to decide whether or not Cathy should attempt to date Rich.
by 1chickenfucker February 25, 2017
Get the boyfriend brain trustmug.