National Nyelli Day

the day where people finally show that they care abt me <3

SHOW LOVE TO NYELLI FOR ONCE
national nyelli day!

by nynyy August 2, 2021

national hand day

29th August is national hand day, where everyone with sexy hands should share their sexy hands with whatever weirdo likes them. Bonus points for dead looking hands-

'I know someone who would love august 29th'
'why what's august 29th?'
'national hand day duh'

by swagmilf11 August 4, 2021

national derek day

a day where you appreciate derek bc he is the best bfffffff ever

person 1: what’s today hmmmmmmmmm?

person 2: national derek day you fucking idiot

by jubaxo August 8, 2021

NATIONAL RAHUL DAY

August 22, The day a sexy brown boy becomes a man by going on a date with a white girl and tonguing her after.

A: What's the date today?
B: It's August 22
A: oh shit, it's National Rahul Day

by AnnoymousAlligator August 22, 2021

national salt day

National salt day is a day we should all bow down to salt Bc they are hot.

me: Hey it’s national salt day today
Ur dad: what’s that?
Me: a day we bow down to a hot ass mf

by Oaksee September 3, 2021

National Brojob Day

April 24. The day all bros are allowed to give brojobs without it being homo.

Chad: Dude give me a bro job
Josh: Nah thats homo
Chad: It's National Brojob Day

by John123345688835853853 June 25, 2021

National poop day

The best day of the year-go outside and poop, or just die, your choice.

Friend: Let’s go poop!
You: Why?
Friend: Are you dumb? It’s national poop day!

by Poopday July 10, 2021