Similar to a soccer mom, a bar mom is a white middle or upper-middle class woman in her mid-40's to mid-60's who sees her adult children only in bars. During free time she is found at the bar drinking, playing pool, playing darts, or playing poker. A bar mom is the equivalent of a bar rat, but with children.
by Thotiana24 November 13, 2020
Get the Bar mom mug.When someone says "ya moms dirty" they're saying that ya mom got fucked or just has cum / smegma on her
Skib:"Heard from ya moms lately?"
Dkust:"no.."
Skib:"heard she got her dirty.. Why you let niggas hurt ya moms letting a real one dirty her like that ain't it ya mom bout 30 on the corner and dirty in ha mouth the 10 dude broke ha shit for 30cents and you over here smiling like a dick head"
Dkrust:"ohh... My fault long fella i forgot to tell ya i had to hurt ha mouth with something on some kesedo johnny juhnt"
Skib:"its all good triple platinum dick sauce i was just tryna ac 130 in ha mouth with the 10 doods"
Dkrust:"i got you next time bro mb for being such a bad friend"
Circle man:"now thats what you call a... MOMS DIRTY HEEHEEE heeeheheee"
Dkust:"no.."
Skib:"heard she got her dirty.. Why you let niggas hurt ya moms letting a real one dirty her like that ain't it ya mom bout 30 on the corner and dirty in ha mouth the 10 dude broke ha shit for 30cents and you over here smiling like a dick head"
Dkrust:"ohh... My fault long fella i forgot to tell ya i had to hurt ha mouth with something on some kesedo johnny juhnt"
Skib:"its all good triple platinum dick sauce i was just tryna ac 130 in ha mouth with the 10 doods"
Dkrust:"i got you next time bro mb for being such a bad friend"
Circle man:"now thats what you call a... MOMS DIRTY HEEHEEE heeeheheee"
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"MOM WHERE ARE YOU GOING"
"I'm going to get some milk"
-Never comes back-(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Your MOM is one of the parents who left your on the side of the parking lot or left you with your dad
thinking she gone and got some milk.
"I'm going to get some milk"
-Never comes back-(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Your MOM is one of the parents who left your on the side of the parking lot or left you with your dad
thinking she gone and got some milk.
by Bruh urban is your ded nan December 16, 2020
Get the Your MOM mug.A widely used insult by children under the age of 11 or the fifth grade, meant to affect the victim by involving their maternal figure.
Chad: Bro guess what?
Rodney: What?
Chad: I kissed a girl last night!
Rodney: Liar! Who was it!?
Chad: Your mom!
Rodney: What?
Chad: I kissed a girl last night!
Rodney: Liar! Who was it!?
Chad: Your mom!
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