meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018

miked

something that has been recklessly broken/ damaged or messed up.

You really "miked" dinner when you left it the oven for too long.

by anonymous September 1, 2022

Be a mike

Give advice to an expert when you know nothing about the job

Don’t be a mike and leave the plumber alone

by Owegopaddy1 March 3, 2019

reed mike

He is a sex god with the hands of the gods.

I screamed Reed Mike more harder don't stop daddy.

by Bigmike26 October 30, 2020

Mike

A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.

Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height

Girl- hey what’s your name

Guy- mike

Girl- knew it

by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023

Uncle mike

Finger in the butt

You totally got uncle Miked.

by Especially when you blank November 13, 2023