max stratton

maxs are very long

max stratton is “wow look at max”
“ik, he’s a long schlong”

by timothy is my dAddy October 31, 2019

Max Emrich

a person who asks every female he knows for a friendship with benefits

"Damn bro you're such a Max Emrich"

by daddyxxx February 7, 2017

Max

Max is a fuckin mint guy he gets all the birds he could ever want and no one can stop him from shaggin the lot of them as long as there of age of course he has big bulging muscles and a cock with the length and girth as a banana boat

Ooo shag me now max u little stud

by NUTTEZ December 30, 2019

Max / Ellis

The two different names of the best person to ever exist! <3

“Max / Ellis is the best human ever”

by Ellixnotfound October 27, 2021

MAX

Makes really nice burgers

This burger is Max

by Imakedefinitionsthatmaybereal June 3, 2025

Max Lindley

The bane of Gisela's existence. A plague to this very earth.

hey do you know Max Lindley?

oh yeah, i hate that guy.

by Xxpeepeepoopoo69xX April 14, 2020

Nels maxing

When you play valorant all day

Yo stop nels maxing and go get a job

by Kris Kringle 27 April 26, 2025