Mike and Sydney

When a guy named Mike likes a girl named Sydney

Sydneys guns goo Boom Boom Mikes guns go Pow Pow and also Mike and Sydney bang all night(;

by Cocksucker108 July 1, 2012

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Mike B

A disrespectful egotistical, arrogant, rude, racist, sexist, POS asshole male that can't keep even the nicest girlfriend, and he even hates kids! The worst cock sucker wanna be alpha male on the planet! Everyone fucking hates him!

Did you see the asshole guy attack that girl scout? A real fucking Mike B we got here! That POS needs to be someone's prison bitch for life!

by Nichorn June 28, 2020

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Mike

Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like...
He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or...
It just sorta happens!
So, who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!?
Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something!?
And why the hell does he get so much love and attention !?
If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him!?

...
What?
It's ALWAYS been us!?
Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place!?
This doesn't make any sense!!
What about you guys!? You came to this room...
Are you guys Mike?! Are you!?
Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!?

by amogusamoguseverywhere July 1, 2025

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Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019

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Mike Shinoda

when you dont recognize somebody that looks familiar to you so you just assume they're Mike Shinoda.

Jimbob: Yo he looks familiar but I dont remember his name.
Timmyjohn: Bro thats clearly Mike Shinoda

by SparklezSupreme August 27, 2020

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mike dodds

he is a nice friendly fellow and loves men in his bedroom. he plays a lot of farming simulator he loves his friend oliver gibson but sometimes he’s fat. ly mike x

mike dodds is leng x

by benissexy69 July 18, 2021

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