shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.

Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.

shifty-eyed puck licker by malfunkt October 24, 2005

lickalottapuss 

(lick-a-lotta-puss)A lesbian dinasour! My theory on how the dinosours became extinct.bout like the last man on earth cenario.right!

what do you think a lickalottapuss does for fun?

lickalottapuss by ambria_rayn April 16, 2006

Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises

He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF) by torrK October 14, 2008

Lickety-split 

As fast as possible.

Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!

Lickety-split by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Arse licker 

One who engages the practice of licking someone else's arse.

Jack is an arse licker, because he licks peoples arses.

Arse licker by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties August 12, 2009

lickalottapus 

an old lesbian, esp. one with outdated MO; inferring a dinosaur-like status

I thought Sheryl was setting me up with a hottie, but I ended up spending the evening with some ol' lickalottapus.

lickalottapus by Jaytex March 11, 2003

licktard 

A fucktard that often uses their mouth, tongue, or other associated body parts to inspect or learn about objects and materials that are very clearly hazardous.

Kevin; I just ate out Brittney Spears!
Pink; You're a goddamn licktard, wait isn't she your ex.

licktard by Coolguy666 May 14, 2016