Sponge Bob was driving his boat as he drove into the Krusty Krab and hits a table that crashed into a customer
Customer: Agh my leg!
Customer: Agh my leg!
by Goth cuck May 24, 2018

by The One and Only Captain Nemo December 1, 2022

by Molmo July 3, 2018

Any loan where the payment of the principal or interest (or both) is with sexual favors rather than the usual cash and/or non-sexual favors (e.g., paint my garage door)
"I'm pretty sure that Becky's been paying her bills with leg loans from Shawn Carter because she hasn't had a job in almost a year."
"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."
"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."
by Mother of Tacos June 30, 2017

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

by Ladies legs June 3, 2022

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.
Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.
Guy 2#: What did you do?
Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.
Guy 2#: What did you do?
Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.
by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016
