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Agh my leg

When someone in sponge Bob hurts their leg
Sponge Bob was driving his boat as he drove into the Krusty Krab and hits a table that crashed into a customer

Customer: Agh my leg!
by Goth cuck May 24, 2018
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wet leg

a self pitying person. (see Oxford English Dictionary)
I can only stand to listen to their endless sob story for so long... they're such a wet leg!
by The One and Only Captain Nemo December 1, 2022
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Leg it

To “leg it” is a commonly used British phrase to mean to quickly run away from something.
“I was caught fighting someone by the head so I legged it”

“If we see Jessica, just leg it”
by Molmo July 3, 2018
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leg loan

Any loan where the payment of the principal or interest (or both) is with sexual favors rather than the usual cash and/or non-sexual favors (e.g., paint my garage door)
"I'm pretty sure that Becky's been paying her bills with leg loans from Shawn Carter because she hasn't had a job in almost a year."

"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."
by Mother of Tacos June 30, 2017
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one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.
I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.
by Nachtein February 14, 2012
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Ladies legs

A recipe of hotdogs, mashed potato’s, and cheese baked together in a casserole dish. Bomb!
Hey mom can we have ladies legs for dinner?
by Ladies legs June 3, 2022
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Leg nog

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.
Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.
by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016
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