squab job

Jerking someone off while making pigeon noises

She gave him a squab job and he new she wasn't a classy bird

by Reeling Keeling March 16, 2015

jersey job

When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.

I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.

by TheAdventuresOfDanAndPeter December 3, 2017

Rocket job

Jerking a guy off with his own balls

Duuude Dave’s wife gave me a rocket job last night

by daaaavie December 4, 2021

eclair job

when a man uses an eclair as a masturbation tool, then attempts to lick the eclair off when he's done orgasming

he put his dick inside the eclair and jacked off with it as an eclair job

by iwantyouscreamingjesus January 10, 2011

double job

A blow-job and a hand-job being performed at once onto a single person by onther.

My wife gives the worst double job so I go to my doctors for the good stuff .

by Spud The Beast Hunter September 13, 2017

Job Water

sperm, pregnancy juice, another word for jizz

his job water's blank!

it smells/tastes like job water ewwwwww

grace: what you gonna be doing later?
mary: im gonna be riding the job water cannon!

by Hegg November 23, 2010

cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015