Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through

HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE

by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022

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Roddy rich becomes the jizz master

Lil baby brok into my house and stol my jizz

A: Dude did you hear roddy rich becomes the jizz master
B: lil baby touched me

by Roddy rich the box August 4, 2024

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Rizz and jizz

Fanum taxing the Ohio sigma will Drive the Gyatt to Skibidi town

"I',m going to rizz and jizz"

by notverylean May 7, 2024

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barbecue watermelon jizz

barbecue watermelon jizz is the term for brollic black guys jizzing on white men/women

Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger

by BWJpriest June 6, 2024

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rizz'n'jizz

Noun. An inconsequential episode of sexual intercourse, recurring or vice versa, achieved by charisma. Typically, a one-night stand.

"Time to rizz'n'jizz guys! I've seen how they look around here. I'm so excited."

by physioglogy March 7, 2026

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During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.

Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.

by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025

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