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Jake Grimshaw

by Patrick abatement May 26, 2022
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Jake

Very White guy who has no problem getting all up in your business and rubbing his massive ding dong. The girls can't stay off his massive pecker which is blindingly huge.
"hey have you been cheating on me with Jake?"
"hell the fuck yea, that guy has got a massive dong.
by Saxguy219 October 8, 2019
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Jake

He's the guy best friend everybody needs and loves, and he has an amazing but dirty sense of humor. He wears letterman hoodies every day and He causes you to crane your neck to talk to him. He has an interesting taste in music and has super buff arms. He has a smile that makes your heart flutter and the most perfect teeth ever. If you have a Jake, NEVER LET HIM GO
Friend: Do you know Jake?
YN: Yeah, We're texting!
Friend: OMG really you're so lucky!
YN: Yeah...He's really amazing
by Hopelessbitch June 4, 2022
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Jake

This is a boy commonly reffered to as cute, has awesome taste in music, is a radical sk8r boi, slays sweet puss, and only fucks with big titty goth bitches.
Jake is such a rad dude, I bet he fucks all the big titty goth bitches.
by SadBoiRadBoi January 3, 2018
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Jake

A cocky MOFO that thinks he knows everything. Can be really nice sometimes. Always wants to be in the popular group but is never let in.
Guy in Cool Group: Should we invite Jake over?
Cool Group: Nah
by CoolKid000012 August 27, 2018
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Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.
"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."
by rtl1984 October 30, 2023
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Jake Paul

Who to watch if your in the mood to die and the person who those cringe kids in 5th grade made a group around (tip of advice don't say something about them cuz their snitches) he also wrote every day bro which is ear rape and his content what people in North Korea use to torcher people.
5 Gay kids "Jake Paul is so cool lets make a group so we can worship him and jurk off to his content"
Literally everyone "You guys are cringe and I'm pretty sure he is on steroids and has multiple criminal files"
5 Gay kids "He is our hero *Dabs multiple times* he is so much better than you *Dabs some more*"
everyone who isn't blind "did you just dab *Dies from cringe*"
by DirtyDowgg December 6, 2021
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