A jew is incapable of passing up a tasting kiosk in a store or taking a pen everytime they enter a bank. Like blood is chum for sharks - free is chum to jews "Jew Chum"
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Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.
I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.
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While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."
Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
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