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Internet

The best and the worst invention of humanity.
Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.
Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...
by FrankTheVigne April 23, 2019
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I'll see you on the internet

Another way of saying "I'll see you later" this term transforms the physical presence of someone and assumes that the next interaction with the other person will be virtual.
Person 1: It was great talking with you but I have to run to a meeting in downtown.
Person 2: No worries, I'll see you on the internet.
by AFallet1 October 27, 2022
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Internet maori

An 'internet maori' is someone who commits cyber crimes such as DDoSing or hacking. The term originated from New Zealand.
Adrian: Dude! My account was hijacked by some internet maoris!
Dylan: GF
by Tui_Pure1 August 17, 2011
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THE FUCKING INTERNET

Scott lee is the fucking internet and you cannot prove him wrong.
by Ben_be_Jamin June 30, 2024
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The Internet

According to Titus Andromedon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, “Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.”
Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.
by Rio9 July 3, 2018
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Internet Angel

A girl with quite a need
for approval who wants to become
the bestest streamer = Internet Angel

..or someone who is chronically online.
by billybob93;3 November 20, 2024
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The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet
Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online
by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021
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