i pwn the internet

owning the world wide web

i pwn the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

by Jen September 9, 2004

rewiring the internet

the new fixing guitars

rewiring the internet took longer than we thought
what they changed it again?

by the best October 16, 2003

scurfing the internet

scurfing the internet involves searching the web for anything and everything that might be interesting while you are at work/school/uni or just bored. The word comes from a cross between scratching your ass and surfing the web.

I was meant to be working all day but i ended up scurfing the internet for random stuff because my job is so boring and scurfing makes my life a little more liveable.

by Bored Office Worker February 20, 2009

devil's internet

Any page, link, blog, post, image, video, etc. on the internet that shows you doing something regrettable, deplorable, degrading, embarrassing (even through no real fault of your own), or otherwise humiliating, posted for the world to see.

Poor Steve, his wife did a devil's threesomewith Johnny and Tonto on video and now its all over the devil's internet.

by legaltrail January 6, 2009

high- speed internet

porn when you want it

dude- my internet is crap, all i get is buffering when im 'buffering'

other dude- dude, get high- speed internet, its a little extra, but now im the only one 'buffering' ;)

by eldude6969 May 27, 2009

The Internet Ranter

A 13.5 year old racist hypocrite who doesn't understand the difference between opinions and cyber-bullying and makes fun of autistic people. He yells his retarded voice into his microphone and calls that *mature*. In other words, he's a hypocritical rip-off of I Hate Everything and LeafyIsHere.

"The Internet Ranter is an ass-hole!" ,"The Internet Ranter is a disgusting pervert towards TheMajesticMelon555.", "Yeah, nobody likes The Internet Ranter."

by theidiot555 February 11, 2017

Dr Quinn Internet Medicine Woman

The definition of this "joke" is still opaque at best. From my understanding, it was a reference BY Lindsay Ann Sherrill ABOUT Lindsay Ann Sherrill. It was made on Valentine's Day 2005 after she pounded not one, not two, but three White Russians. (and by pounded three white russians i dont mean had rough sex with three men from russia)...(or do i???) While she is in nursing school, she is not a doctor. She has been in charge of giving medicine to patients on occasion, which may be where this self-title is rooted. More information will be posted when received

"Hey, who is that sexy dancer dancing behind P Diddy?"
"Oh, thats Dr Quinn Internet Medicine Woman"

by Tony Tone Tone February 15, 2005