hats carlos

A creation by Tucker Robinson and Nick Vansell to confuse their coworkers

HATS CARLOS!!!

by Hats Carlos May 16, 2018

stripper hat

A very sexy hat on a mainly beardily large sized muscular man

Bro. Did you see tons stripper hat last night. All the chicks were digging it

by Thomas 99 December 21, 2017

I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.

"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017

hat

Sucking dick

A girl gave me hat last night.

by officialR3 January 5, 2018

white hat

<h1>white hat</h1>
<p>A hacker employed by companies or governments in order to test their security</p>

They employed a white hat to do the job.

by 123Xminto October 7, 2017

Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017

pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017