One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
Get the Nilla Wafer top hat timemug. by Team Mopar South Division November 10, 2018
Get the Ass hatmug. by _ric_hard_ August 12, 2019
Get the hattedmug. When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.
Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”
by Cletus42 August 3, 2020
Get the Wear it as a hatmug. (1) A phrase used to express extreme joy or ecstasy. (2) A phrase used to insult and denounce someone believed to have sold their wedding ring. (3) A country dessert made of figs, apples and dates. Some prefer it with cream, others with ice cream.
by Twibbieful November 18, 2010
Get the Children of the hat!mug. by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015
Get the german army hatmug. by Hatsboi February 24, 2020
Get the Hats Boimug.