noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual

Noemie's goats are going berserk!

by vegannTesher November 29, 2022

Emiliano The Goat

A silly goober type who often enjoys making content on social media platforms such as YouTube.

Often characterized as silly, goofy, or illegal.

“And what is this” “A border hopper 😔”
“Would NOT wanna make Emiliano The Goat angry.”

by Textbook 11 December 7, 2023

goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.

person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."

by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015

baby goat

putting on a nice face with friends in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.

Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.

by Todd33 May 19, 2024

Goat

Michael Jorden

And that is what goat means. word is how you can tell if someone is cool or if they did something to deserve this word and it also is another word for an animal.

by Lilly.55.bob February 8, 2022

goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018

Dirty Goat

When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.

He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.

by Synaptic4Play March 20, 2021