Dutch Victory

See also: “Dutch Surrender”

A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.

Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.

I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.

But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.

I still win, I have the most hotels.

Typical Dutch Victory…..

by DoubleDutchman December 15, 2021

Double Dutch Fiddle

When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.

Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle

by GirthyMagic January 22, 2019

Dutch Bros Addiction

A serious condition where no matter how you try you cannot stop buying Dutch bros. The rebels are addictive.

Bro I have a serious dutch bros addiction

by Makdjosnwmozmnhrlaond August 31, 2023

Rough Dutch

When he gives you a Dutch rudder bites your ear right as you are about to go.

At the moment I was about to finish Lucas leaned in close, whispered rough Dutch and nibbled on my ear.

by Cheetow March 17, 2022

dutch hotdog

during sex the man goses gets a hotdog bun , musterd, and ketup. then he puts the hotdog bun around his cock. then puts on ketup and musterdon his dick. then the lover eats the stuff of of the partners cock.

bob:gess what.

frank: what

bob: last night i dutch hotdoged ny bitch!!!!!

frank: sweet!!!

by piepie1620 October 1, 2012

Dutch's Plan

Dutch's plan is a meme originating from the videogame 'Red Dead Redemption 2', in which he often uses the phase 'I have a plan' or 'stick to the plan'. Dutch's plan is open to the gamers interpretation. This is due to the conflicting evidence within Dutch's actions throughout the game, to actually ever prove he had a plan and really just loved causing absolute carnage wherever he went, influenced by the idiotic mindset of 'Micah Bell'. If Dutch's plan was to be hypothetically wrote down into bullet points, it would consist of: Tahiti, A boat, money and one last score. It would be safe to conclude that Dutch's plan is just actually a perpetual cycle of making bad decisions, until he failed to have a plan to fight 'gravity'.

We are going to rob this train as its part of Dutch's Plan.

by gym3m3 January 25, 2024

The Dutch Firecracker

When you have a partner of Dutch decent (man or woman) lay down on a bed of nails in doggy style. The other partner (Has to not be of Dutch decent) places a firecracker into the partners anus and rubs their nuts so much till they groan and when they groan you light it with a match and cover the firecracker and anus with your mouth.

"Im going to have a great time tonight doing The Dutch Firecracker to my hot mistress at home"

by Ticenits1776 March 1, 2025