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douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.
Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.
by bob h boberson April 21, 2008
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Designated Douche

a person in a group that is designated to make fun of random stranger for no reason.
that suck, i'm the designated douche tonight because i lost a bet.
by cuul boy April 27, 2010
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Douche A Snack

The act of asking for a snack from a friend's house when you repeatedly eat food from their kitchen throughout the week. You feel like a total douche eating their food, but hey, you're freaking starving!
Guest- "Hey guys do you mind if I Douche A Snack?"

Home Dwellers- "Huugghh yeah sure..."
by Jenkins Mcdouche September 19, 2009
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hooker douche

hooker douche

hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun

1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.

2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".

3. A person who has a douching influence on others.

4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.

5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.

6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.
"Yes, Mary left that guy and now we are back together." "Let's hope she does her hooker douche before she gets here."
by get hooker December 9, 2009
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DOUCHE MOVE!!

When someone acts like a douche you put your hand on your head and make a "d" shape...
*a guy is about to kiss a girl when his friend comes up and interupts the moment...Douche Move!!
by SNDVL1527 December 11, 2009
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Vagiant Douche

Definition 1: Vagiant - derives from the words Vampire + Giant, meaning something extremely large and awesome nothing is bigger than a vagiant. Douche - a word of many meanings, but in this context, it is used as an insult, generally to those of the male persuasion, when referring to someone who possesses all of the qualities one might imagine when thinking of someone named Chad, Guy or Butch

Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness
Person A: Look at those flip flops, tight shirt and sunglasses Chad is wearing. It's winter.
Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche!
Person A: Agreed.
Person B: Mango
Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies
by JEKAMANGO January 24, 2011
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douche backup

when you hold back douche bag comments and then they get backed up so much that you start saying them to people you care about or just random people.
Guy: "you look very ugly today"
Girl: "that's not nice! why would you say that?"
Guy: "sorry, i had douche backup"
by kjdhfhsdfkfi November 29, 2010
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