Christian

Some fucking idiot who wanted me to make an entry on the urban dictionary

Goddamnit Christian, why did you make me do this…

by Onionbunyun February 23, 2022

Christian

big
bulging
bulky
chunky
heavy
hefty
inflated
large
meaty
obese
plump
well-fed
blimp
bovine
broad
bull
butterball
distended
gross
husky
lard
roly-poly
solid
stout
swollen
beefy
brawny
burly
corpulent
dumpy
elephantine
fleshy
gargantuan
heavyset
jelly-belly
oversize
paunchy
plumpish
ponderous
porcine
portly
potbellied
pudgy
rotund
thickset
weighty
whalelike

"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"

by spunchboblover12 February 17, 2023

Eva and Christian

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began spending most of their time together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn't always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3

Eva and Christian, what a perfect couple.

by Chazard04 December 29, 2023

Christian-Central-Academy

worst school in all of new York.

"I hate Christian-Central-Academy they are so judgey and they have the worst dress code

by HELPMECCAISSOBAD February 25, 2025

Niels Christian

Niels Christian is a dude with an huge penis!
His donkey dick swings like a motherfucker

Who turned on the table fan?
oh shit its just Niels Christian swinging his cock

by nwfnkdneow2233 February 27, 2024

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

Christian

He’s a hoe

Christian is a hoe

by Sethywerhy556 June 20, 2022