cheese pube

When a person is eating something with warm cheese and there is a string like dangling remain of dried cheese that is in the form of a pubic hair.

Donna you have a cheese pube hanging from your chin. What were you eating pizza?

by Dome llano March 18, 2014

face cheese

That thin coat of funk that covers a person's phone from face, ear, hand grease or makeup.

Zach wanted me to watch a video on his phone and I could barely make it out through the thick layer of face cheese.

Damn Mom! You need to clean this face cheese! Half your makeup is on this shit!

by Anita Kutabitch October 30, 2009

rich cheese

a cheese where the gushing insides are really rich and cream

danm girl u built like rich cheese

by ugo.is.slugo.isugo February 15, 2023

magical cheese

noun. Northern Irish experession meaning 'Cannabis resin'

Hay Mailey want to smoke some magical cheese?

by Robin Bownes July 3, 2003

son of a cheese

Someone so irritating they must be related to the king of all annoyance, Cheese. Like an alternative to arsaholic.

*Harry steals pencil case and throws it out the window then administers an ehhhrrr....*

John: "Aaargh you son of a cheese!"

by Phaidan October 24, 2006

mystery cheese

A unknown cheese-like substance that resides beneath the unwashed foreskin that has a gestation period of of 3 to 5 days. Can be spread or dipped. Synon: smegma.

Oh... this a tasty chip dip. -- "Thank you. It is mystery cheese! I made it myself!"

by Dr. Felchenstien May 24, 2004

Zito's cheese

Made famous by a local San Antonio delicatessen owner who values his costomers. The harshness and cruelty of "Zito's cheese" can be felt around the world.

Damn Brad, you spanked that bitch that asked for none of your Zito's Cheese on his sandwich. Brad, you are one bad mother fucker even though your wife makes you a cuckold all the time.

by serious_with_no_cheese January 28, 2005