Awesome car ride

When someone masturbates while they are driving.

Or riding with someone and masturbating.

How was the ride over?" "It was awesome;)"

Now that was an awesome car ride:)

by jesserella December 9, 2010

Canadian Car Wash

This is what happens when there is sex on top of the hood or trunk of a motor vehicle during the winter and some of the "residue" freezes to the vehicle.

"Jenny and I were really going at it on the hood of her car outside the hockey rink. I pulled out just in time, but it totally froze to her car! Jenny yelled at me for giving her car a Canadian car wash!"

by duder9898 December 12, 2013

Mighty Car Mods Tax

The amount a car recently featured on a mighty car mods episode increases in price because of the effect of being featured on the show.

You used to be able to buy a BRZ for less than 10 grand now they are all above 15 because of the mighty car mods tax.

by Turban shickionary August 3, 2020

I’m in love with my car

Written by Roger Taylor from the band Queen. He loves his car. Period.

He locked himself in a cupboard.

Friend: “Why would anyone write a song called ‘I’m in love with my car’?”
Me: “Because he has a feel for his automobile.”

by wattwatt88 February 14, 2019

cincinatti car wash

when you get four or more guys to spank each other off and then blow on a chick on the hood of a car covered in feces

oh my god we gave that chick a cincinatti car wash

by shdfsad January 12, 2008

Boom Car

A car driven by a Baby Boomer that is (or will soon become) a hazard on the road.
So named, because the person is too old to drive and will result in a crash "Boom"!

While driving on the Freeway, we saw a Boom Car being driven erratically and it wound up in a crash.

by NoahCG February 4, 2009

masturbation-fueled car

that friggin car mr garison invented thats like 3 dicks.. south park is silly!

informer me snow come from jamaica licka boom bom dooo

by deenie July 8, 2004