by BurgerCock December 28, 2023

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!
Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.
Person 1: Alright then.
Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku
Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.
Person 1: Alright then.
Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku
by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023

When you make and eat one or multiple burgers in secrecy, without the knowledge of your friends, family members or your significant other. This could be due to a number of reasons, be it a diet, a sudden craving or potential judgement from others.
The word is similarly structured as "murder".
The word is similarly structured as "murder".
- Example 1 -
You: Holy crap! I just got away with burger.
- Example 2 -
Friend: I know what you did, confess immediately.
You: Fine...I burgered yesterday.
You: Holy crap! I just got away with burger.
- Example 2 -
Friend: I know what you did, confess immediately.
You: Fine...I burgered yesterday.
by BigJuicyMen35 May 12, 2024

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.
by Edward Current June 12, 2024

The Whale Burger is a secret burger in Las Vegas that won the Netflix series Fresh Fried and Crispy. It is available at Slater's 50/50 in Las Vegas.
by kaoa October 13, 2022

by djleons March 1, 2024

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.
After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
by geminate June 8, 2024
