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Chicken Burger

It's when you fuck Amanda till she can't take any more and then you continue.
I'm gonna chicken burger Saturday and not tell Luke
by BurgerCock December 28, 2023
mugGet the Chicken Burgermug.

Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.
Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku
by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023
mugGet the Sploosh-burgermug.

Burger

When you make and eat one or multiple burgers in secrecy, without the knowledge of your friends, family members or your significant other. This could be due to a number of reasons, be it a diet, a sudden craving or potential judgement from others.

The word is similarly structured as "murder".
- Example 1 -
You: Holy crap! I just got away with burger.

- Example 2 -
Friend: I know what you did, confess immediately.
You: Fine...I burgered yesterday.
by BigJuicyMen35 May 12, 2024
mugGet the Burgermug.

Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.
"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."
by Edward Current June 12, 2024
mugGet the Hassle burgermug.

Whale Burger

The Whale Burger is a secret burger in Las Vegas that won the Netflix series Fresh Fried and Crispy. It is available at Slater's 50/50 in Las Vegas.
I can't believe you actually ordered the Whale Burger, you must be a real high roller.
by kaoa October 13, 2022
mugGet the Whale Burgermug.

quick burger

You aaaron drunk at a house party and end up having a threesome
I was really drunk and had a Quick Burger.
by djleons March 1, 2024
mugGet the quick burgermug.

bed burger

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.
After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.

A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
by geminate June 8, 2024
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