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ass baby

A very very large bowel movement
by Roderick October 16, 2003
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Laters, baby

The most trite, annoying, hackneyed catch phrase of the last two decades, brought to you by a fictional billionaire stalker and his abused girlfriend.
You two are such a Christian and Ana! Anywhoo, gotta run! Laters, baby!
by AAAtheist June 7, 2015
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Baby Daddy

A man that doesn't know half of the responsibilty with raising his own kid, cuz he isn't around much often.
Where the hell is my baby daddy at?
by Shaquesha July 24, 2003
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baby roulette

When a guy and a girl have unprotected sex and he cums inside her, both of them knowing she's not on any birth control. It's just a random shot in the dark, so to speak, not actually trying to conceive a child, but nonetheless playing with fire and knowing pregnency is a definite possibility (yet not caring). This is baby roulette.
Me and Rob played baby roulette last night... guess we'll find out in 5 weeks if we won or lost!
by vanessaJ.Lutz July 13, 2009
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Baby Mama

Baby Mamas have certain character traits:

1. They have 2 or 3 children by different men they think they had a serious relationship with.. In reality it was a causal relationship
2. Uneducated
3. On welfare
4. They have low standard and choose to date losers
5. The are low class and live a ghetto life style
6. They don’t care that their baby daddy already has children by other women. They just end up getting knocked up by him anyways….
7. They choose men they know can’t afford to support any child(ren) that they might have by him, but they end up getting Prego by him anyways..
8. They don’t worry how they will support their child/children once their welfare runs out.
9. They think they are supporting their kids, but in reality their on welfare.
10. They receive no child support or if they do it’s very little- too little to support a child on..
11. They are jealous of other women who have made better chooses in picking (a husband or boyfriend) to have children with…
12. They live off the welfare system and act like they are so smart since they brag about how good they are in “working” the welfare system..
13. Past Criminal Recorder (mostly minor in most cases)
14. All of their girlfriend “BFF’s” are other baby mamas.. No decent friends
15. They get pregnant to trap a man
16. They get mad at their baby daddies for not paying child support, but never blame themself for getting in that situation in the first place!
Baby Mama: My baby daddy's fault why I got prego. My baby daddy is such a lazzy nigga...

Baby Mama: I know how to work the welfare system. I get my check..

Baby Mama: I pay my rent in food stamps...save my money for toys for my kids, since you know my baby daddy don't pay for nothing..

Baby Mama: I make extra money doing a little something something (which means she a part-time hooker)
by hate baby mamas April 1, 2010
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cheeky baby

a bitch who makes fun of and belittles others in order to feel better about herself, a shallow bitter hag who is completely full of herself yet extremely jealous of other women who have better looks or get more attention than she does, the biggest threadshitter in all the universe
that cheeky baby bitch always tries to run off the hotties whenever they come around
by Bill Brasky February 22, 2005
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baby sauce

dude i made baby sauce with this HELLA hot bitch last night!!
by that1guy267 September 28, 2008
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