Black Friday

A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.

White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high

Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya

Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!

by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018

Black Wank

A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)

"here joppers you gonna eat that pot noodle or you going for a black wank?" wank noodle

by queedledwarf March 5, 2013

Black-Toasted

To overdo something. Make something gawdy.

Your design was really cool until you black-toasted it with a drop shadow.

by Phoebe Beaver April 15, 2005

fake-black

Someone who thinks they are black, and acts black, but they are not black. Or a half Cast person who thinks they are fully black.

White man: bruv there's bare heads in this joint, and I've got so much swagger.

Friend: shutup, your not black, you still live with your mum you fake-black pussy.

by charles is amazing December 2, 2010

Code Black

A state of emergency used when yellow cartoon people screw up bad.

Lenny: code black?! That's the worst colour there is!
No offence there Carl
Carl: it's ok I get it all the time

by Jason Donald November 7, 2012

Black-Swan

Originating as a joke featured in the TV series, Broad City, and referencing multiple scenes from the film, Black Swan, to Black-Swan someone is to stealthily approach an unsuspecting victim, esp. an acquaintance, from behind, wait silently from a short distance for the target to turn around, and to opportunistically startle them by standing motionless and displaying a batshit-intense, emotionless, I-watch-you-while-you-sleep, and unblinking stare.

I was minding my own business, finishing up at work, looking for a document I needed to work on at home that weekend, when my BFFL, suddenly at my place of business and looking deeply into my eyes, Black-Swanned me so badly I screamed and possibly farted.

by 1<l10mmm November 1, 2016

Code Black

What to text a friend when your in a odd situation ie: like a date not going well. This means your friend calls you in five minutes tell you about a family member about to die

I had to call Josh last night after he sent me a code black on his date last night.

by JWhiteout February 26, 2009