An alternate world where an everlonging circus takes place, fueled by a psychedlelic atmosphere where the conductors inform you about their goals. They only aim to please its visitors, and when the show is almost over, you're guarenteed to ask them from more. The American Metaphysical Circus is hosted by The United States Of America, and will serve you with pleasure and pain. Or in other words, a world of colours and dreams.
Man 1: "I tripped out to The American Metaphysical Circus. I was surrounded by strange sounds and instruments, and in the center of my mind, they were torturing a bear."
Man 2: "Whoa man, sounds strange, how much does it cost?"
Man 1: "The cost of one admission is your mind."
Man 2: "hmm." (walks away)
Man 2: "Whoa man, sounds strange, how much does it cost?"
Man 1: "The cost of one admission is your mind."
Man 2: "hmm." (walks away)
by Metaphyscial September 19, 2010
Get the The American Metaphysical Circusmug. A paprika based demigod-level food stuff. Originating in Hull and sprinkled over cooked chips this shit will make you never want to eat regular chips again (swear down)
Dan: "These chips from takeaway are gish"
Jim: "Proper shit man, you know y tho amirite?
Dan: "No american chip spice..."
Jim: "... no fucking chip spice"
"There's hardly any chip spice on these, the radgie at takeaway's done me right over here"
Jim: "Proper shit man, you know y tho amirite?
Dan: "No american chip spice..."
Jim: "... no fucking chip spice"
"There's hardly any chip spice on these, the radgie at takeaway's done me right over here"
by Bedhed January 12, 2016
Get the American Chip Spicemug. by Hittin it from behind January 10, 2013
Get the North American Trifectamug. A typical obese American woman. Although obesity and American woman are almost interchangeable. Abbreviated FAC. Can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching Oprah, with other fat american cows and at Wal-mart. Can not be found: On running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at Whole Foods.
Man, I wish I lived in France were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.
by GreenTea2 April 26, 2011
Get the Fat American Cowmug. When in an ethnic restaurante you pop squat at the first open stall to drop some #2's. You squeeze the first one out but before finishing up AND without pulling your pants up you scoot to as many stalls as possible dropping a couple pre-packaged American made human explosives. The goal is to hit as many porcelain targets as possible. Are you going to flush? Shit no! Let them see the devastation first hand. Make sure you sign USA on the mirror with hand soap.
God Bless America
God Bless America
Your at a local ethnic eatery and you need to let one loose. You walk into the bathroom to find yourself the only one occupying it. This is prime opportunity to call in the big guns with "An American Ass-Strike" and wreak havoc with a continuous air to sea bombing. Squat, shuffle, repeat and ride that ass-strike all the way to the land of the free and home of the brave.
by bclahr18 March 15, 2011
Get the An American Ass-Strikemug. by standard american toilet November 2, 2017
Get the standard american toiletmug. Specimen which cannot handle not being at the center of attention for five days. Hijacked the LGBT movement and made up neogenders so they can push themselves into yet another space they're not apart of and now they're hijacking BLM.
by Slayyytard November 19, 2020
Get the American White Womenmug.