by Black dahlia May 17, 2025
Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 05, 2011
by White-Boyz February 16, 2018
a horrible shit that you were not expecting. you thought it was going to be a clean cut but you wipe shit all over yourself. It takes almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clear you're ass.
by johnny sharp January 26, 2024
A jumble of words in a paragraph, found in a YouTube video description, that just has a bunch of popular phrases, people, and trends so the algorithm is more likely to recommend people the video.
When a video has these popular words in the description, it will reach more people because of it’s popularity.
When a video has these popular words in the description, it will reach more people because of it’s popularity.
Video description: Did you hear what Dream said to Pewdiepie, James Charles, and Mr. Beast? It is super sus among us amogus, funny meme! It’s so TikTok trendy! Will Dreamwastaken be canceled cancel for what he said? Funny fun videos about this internet drama and gossip!
Viewers: What even is this keyword salad…
Viewers: What even is this keyword salad…
by mikabugg August 19, 2021
by Overkill361 February 26, 2011
The phrase one may use to describe a cowardly male -one who eats meat and acts tough but is as soft as a ranch-dressing soaked salad.
Luke: "Shit, Dusty. I heard you couldn't get your wife to mind you the other day. What are you soft or something?"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"
by von groovy June 22, 2024