by Xaxier January 19, 2008
Get the smack whore mug.A girl or guy who has been a slut for a long time. They tend to be bad company and like to steal your socks and hang them in trees.
by AwesomeDaveRules March 13, 2009
Get the whore-a-sourus mug.Someone who spends more time looking at himself or herself in the mirrors at the gym than working out.
That mirror whore has been staring at himself for 10 minutes while I've been waiting for the bench he is supposedly using.
by shenanigans6 August 12, 2008
Get the mirror whore mug.A once normal whore, or prostitute, who has been converted into some sort of monster either via a zombie attack, vampire embracing, or some other sort of incident that would result in the changing of a human being into the aforementioned monster.
Friend 1: "Holy shit, dude! Run! There are whore monsters everywhere!"
Friend 2: "Whore monsters? You mean like the things on that zombie strippers movie?"
Friend 1: "Exactly! Now run!!!!!"
Friend 2: "Do they still give fantastic lap dances?"
Friend 1: "Dammit, dude! They're going to kill us and eat our brains or something! Think with your other head and run!!!!!
Friend 2: "Whore monsters? You mean like the things on that zombie strippers movie?"
Friend 1: "Exactly! Now run!!!!!"
Friend 2: "Do they still give fantastic lap dances?"
Friend 1: "Dammit, dude! They're going to kill us and eat our brains or something! Think with your other head and run!!!!!
by Erroneous2u June 7, 2011
Get the Whore Monster mug.1. A whore that is larger than life. He/She maintains a level of whoreness beyond any normal whore.
2. A fat lard that lays in bed all day and whores out. Can also pertain to obese people who give out sex like candy.
3. In prehistoric times, a Gargantua-Whore would rome the land searching for sex and cause mild earthquakes along the way. If one was to cross its path, they would have to fuck their way for freedom or pay the mighty price of being keestered. The keestering would last for weeks and if you survived or escaped, then you would smell like ass for all eternity.
2. A fat lard that lays in bed all day and whores out. Can also pertain to obese people who give out sex like candy.
3. In prehistoric times, a Gargantua-Whore would rome the land searching for sex and cause mild earthquakes along the way. If one was to cross its path, they would have to fuck their way for freedom or pay the mighty price of being keestered. The keestering would last for weeks and if you survived or escaped, then you would smell like ass for all eternity.
"Jimmy sure loves those Gargantua-Whores. I walked into the kitchen this morning to find one of his girls eating breakfast. She was so huge, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard."
by ZombieTraining August 4, 2007
Get the Gargantua-Whore mug.by Connor Whitely October 10, 2008
Get the true whore mug.1. A fatso or a fatty. 2. A person using more than their fair share of gravity. 3. An obese person. 4. A fat chick.
by t-wizard November 5, 2010
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